why does this remind me of my mom
(Source: verystarkidblog, via vintzent)
- Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you.
- Me: an attractive person
- Police officer: What? I don't get it.
- Me: I want an attractive person, probably some celebrity all of Tumblr loves, held against me.
- Police officer: Oh I get it. That's pretty good.
- Me: Yeah, it gets a lot of notes.
- Police officer: But I mean we should probably take you in. I mean it looks like you killed a guy.
(Source: scarlet-blameless, via vulcanprincess-deactivated20120)
